Freeds. 23. Swede in London.

Hey! Just to warn you, this is one of those blogs that reblogs a whole bunch of other blogs and never produces anything remotely original. Also, ranting in the tags happens quite extensively if I need to vent. The majority of things always in circulation are:

Landscape stuff, Girls Aloud, Climbing, Food and whatever funny things tumblr comes up with.

Look! I even made a special tags post so you can browse around the magnitude of crazy that goes on around here :)

29th July 2014

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Lois Lane’s Rules of Reporting:
↳ “Do you remember when I told you about my three rules? I’ve broken every one of them” (Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman)

Tagged: lois lane

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29th July 2014

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Tagged: yes

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29th July 2014

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Tagged: you helped ppl thoughand you were proud of itpeck

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29th July 2014

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safe-behind-bars:

IM SHARING THIS FUCKING TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW PERFECT THIS IS.

safe-behind-bars:

IM SHARING THIS FUCKING TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW PERFECT THIS IS.

Tagged: lol

29th July 2014

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life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Tagged: omg 8p blessi handed out 5ps when we ran out of both 1 and 2 ps so ppl wouldnt get madi found that most of the people wouldnt care tbhand most of them were middle agedbut ive had serious asshats of all ages...work

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29th July 2014

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Tagged: our kitty trying to get back up on the balconyfatassbet hes so happy to be rid the balcony nowanimals

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29th July 2014

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greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

Tagged: babysitting for the past 4 months has def taught me this is not correctat least not for this childshe will wail if she falls whether no one is in plain sight or notshe is however old enough now to have learned that if she wails she will get attentionbut when shit hurts she sobs- end ofand whenever she does start screaming or crying i do do the happy face and like oh bb youre ok youre ok!but shes like fool im not buying that!so unless i put an interesting thing in front of her she wont be distracted and stopdistracting her is the best waybc the tears and wailing come no matter what i dounless i distract fast enoughbut i will give you that two second window (wtf you talking about 30 seconds you shitting me??) when shes gotta register that O FUCK I got really scared bc i fellor AH SHIT MAN this bitch hurtsbut mostly its shockkids

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29th July 2014

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etteluor:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you

Tagged: food pornfor future use

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29th July 2014

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shuckl:

considerthishippie:

What is a flotation tank?

500 kg of Epsom salts are added to 1000 litres of water, creating a 30 cm deep solution, which is heated to 35.5 degrees C (skin temperature).

The temperature of the water means that once you are settled in the tank, it is virtually impossible to distinguish between parts of the body that are in contact with the water, and those that aren’t, in effect “fooling” the brain into believing that the person is floating in mid-air.

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Tagged: exactly what i was thinkingfringe

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29th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from it's funny because it's true with 118 notes

myevilregal:

Retta’s favorite word. [x]

Tagged: retta

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